• has a BFA in Graphic Design

• is from Providence RI USA

• hates wires

• believes Jaws is still the best movie ever

• never paid more than ten dollars for jeans

• biggest fear is the robot-controlled future

• is allergic to dust and math

• learned how to drive a car before riding a bike

• knows a conversation on weather shouldn't last more than 38 seconds

• hates Christmas but loves giving presents

• is a former indy pro wrestling commentator

• wishes it was socially acceptable to put honey mustard on everything

• doesn't sweat the technique